Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawEnding My Toxic Relationship With A 7-Year-Old Trick-or-TreaterEvery time I hear the doorbell ring, I’m triggered.Oct 302Oct 302
Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawWelcome To Golden Rings: A Retirement Home For Former Olympians With No PurposeWe’ve had athletes as young as 15 and as old as 35 join our community!Aug 182Aug 182
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Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawSon, Don’t Use One Of My 217 Shoeboxes From My Sneaker Collection For Your Valentine’s BoxI can not “lend” you a “spare” shoebox so that you can put glitter glue on it to receive a 25 cent card from a girl who will stab you in…Feb 83Feb 83
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Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawI Have A Type And It’s Overly Available AI Men Who Are Know-It-AllsI know the “you marry an AI that reminds me you of your father” saying, but I never knew it could happen to me.May 30, 2023May 30, 2023
Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawIf The Celebrity McDonald’s Meals Were At Places Celebrities Actually Eat AtThe Jennifer Aniston Meal At Les Jardins du Mont-Mellie in Paris: it only costs 15,000 Euros!Apr 13, 2023Apr 13, 2023
Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawIf Santa Were An InfluencerSo excited to announce I’m doing a GIVEAWAYYYY!Dec 24, 20221Dec 24, 20221
Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawSpirit Halloween Asks Greenview Plaza If It Can Crash At Their Abandoned Storefront For A BitI promise you won’t even notice I’m here, it will be like I’m a ghost.Oct 13, 20221Oct 13, 20221
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