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I’m The Regular Oat In Lucky Charms And I’m Gonna Help You Change Your Life

While the marshmallow pieces were at the end of the rainbow, I was at the end of my rope.

Apr 8

I’m The Regular Oat In Lucky Charms And I’m Gonna Help You Change Your Life

Apr 8

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My Name Is Jesus And I’m A Burnt-Out Gifted Kid

Can anyone relate?

Apr 2

My Name Is Jesus And I’m A Burnt-Out Gifted Kid

Apr 2

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The “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not” Flower Gets Real With You

I’m just going to tell it to you straight. He does not love you. He doesn’t even like you.

Feb 14

The “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not” Flower Gets Real With You

Feb 14

Celebrating 5 Years of Kapp Stillman Satire

We’re so back.

Dec 10, 2024

Celebrating 5 Years of Kapp Stillman Satire

Dec 10, 2024

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Ending My Toxic Relationship With A 7-Year-Old Trick-or-Treater

Every time I hear the doorbell ring, I’m triggered.

Oct 30, 2024

Ending My Toxic Relationship With A 7-Year-Old Trick-or-Treater

Oct 30, 2024

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Welcome To Golden Rings: A Retirement Home For Former Olympians With No Purpose

We’ve had athletes as young as 15 and as old as 35 join our community!

Aug 18, 2024

Welcome To Golden Rings: A Retirement Home For Former Olympians With No Purpose

Aug 18, 2024

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Please Visit Our Small Indiana Town For Your College Spring Break

Dance the night away to John Mellencamp’s best hits at our only bar in town.

Mar 27, 2024

Please Visit Our Small Indiana Town For Your College Spring Break

Mar 27, 2024

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Son, Don’t Use One Of My 217 Shoeboxes From My Sneaker Collection For Your Valentine’s Box

I can not “lend” you a “spare” shoebox so that you can put glitter glue on it to receive a 25 cent card from a girl who will stab you in…

Feb 8, 2024

Son, Don’t Use One Of My 217 Shoeboxes From My Sneaker Collection For Your Valentine’s Box

Feb 8, 2024

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I Was In One Successful Film Franchise 15 Years Ago, So It’s Time I Launched An Overpriced Alcohol…

I was extremely involved in every step of the process, or at least the last step where they took my picture while holding the bottle for…

Sep 24, 2023

I Was In One Successful Film Franchise 15 Years Ago, So It’s Time I Launched An Overpriced Alcohol…

Sep 24, 2023

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I Have A Type And It’s Overly Available AI Men Who Are Know-It-Alls

I know the “you marry an AI that reminds me you of your father” saying, but I never knew it could happen to me.

May 30, 2023

I Have A Type And It’s Overly Available AI Men Who Are Know-It-Alls

May 30, 2023

Emily Kapp & Daniel Stillman

Emily Kapp & Daniel Stillman

Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman are both Chicago-based humor writers. You can contact them at kappstillmansatire@gmail.com.

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