I'm just a nice girl from Long Island who moved to the Big Apple to pursue my dreams of career burnout, $28 cocktails, and muggy summers. @smartinetti

Nomadic writer. Be my friend at kaylakurin.com See Catching a Cheese Pervert at Toronto Fringe: http://bit.ly/43jrua7 Edinburgh Fringe: https://bit.ly/4xhxlKH

Never ask a woman spooning ice cream out of a half-gallon carton how she’s doing. Top Writer in Satire and Ghastly Cooking.

Trans dude. 21. Appreciates a good mullet. Wants a pony farm.

Actress. Animal Lover. Artist. Absolutely bonkers over Great Danes. Aging only on the outside. Thanks for reading!!

Writer of funny things found in The New Yorker and McSweeney’s. Editor of The Belladonna. Follow her on Bluesky plz @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social

Val Parker is a NYC-based comedian and writer whose work has been featured by Forbes, McSweeney's, The AV Club, and more. Her first love remains stand-up.

Kennedy Weible’s work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Men’s Health, Hanging Loose Magazine, Iron Horse Literary Review and others.