If The Celebrity McDonald’s Meals Were At Places Celebrities Actually Eat At
The Jennifer Aniston Meal At Les Jardins du Mont-Mellie in Paris: it only costs 15,000 Euros!
The Jennifer Aniston Meal At Les Jardins du Mont-Mellie in Paris: Fans of Friends and Aveeno lotion commercials rejoice! Introducing the new Jennifer Aniston Meal at Les Jardins du Mont-Mellie. Enjoy the farm-to-table Bouef Bourguignon made from the cow they shot out back five minutes before you walked in. If you really want to feel like you dated Brad Pitt, try the ratatouille. Each Aniston meal comes with a pack of Marlboros. And don’t worry, there’s a drive-thru for people in a rush, so just tell your chauffeur to head on back. The meal only costs 15,000 Euros, so stop on by Les Jardins du Mont-Mellie and get on the 3-year-long waiting list.
The Tom Cruise Meal At Yamakase Sushi in Los Angeles: Take your Top Gun fighter jet all the way to the Tom Cruise meal at Yamakase Sushi in Los Angeles! Fresh fish killed by Aquaman himself, the invite-only restaurant is for the everyday person who likes to eat fish on meatless Fridays during Lent. The biggest perk? Breakfast is actually served all day here. Yum, breakfast sushi! Each dish comes with a Scientology brochure to read through while you wait an hour for the check to arrive post-dinner! Enjoy the impossible mission of getting a seat at Yamakase Sushi.
The Oprah Winfrey Meal At Gioia del cibo Notturno in Florence: Look under your seats. That’s right, it’s The Oprah Winfrey meal at Gioia del cibo Notturno! Go under the sea for an Italian dining experience you’ll never forget as you munch down on the restaurant’s famous Octopus, famously nicknamed as “The Oprah Octopus.” It’s no Filet-O-Fish, but it’s won some awards. If you’re one of the hundreds of celebrities that have been interviewed on The Oprah Winfrey Show up until 2011, you’re the only ones allowed to eat it!
The Beyoncé Meal at Eleven Madison Park in New York City: If you’re a single lady, put your hands up because you don’t want to go solo to get the Beyoncé meal at Eleven Madison Park. The $365 8–10 course menu offers you trendy plant-based food that will leave you asking for more because that wasn’t that filling at all. Just know you’ll end up going to a McDonald’s and scarfing down a Big Mac to make up for it. A special perk of the meal for the normal people out there is the idea of being in the same room Beyoncé was in once.
The Meryl Streep Meal at the Fancy Schmancy Supper Club in Los Angeles: She didn’t play Julia Child for nothing! When Streep isn’t winning the hearts of millions on screen, she’s ordering up her favorite steak sirloin and potatoes at this approachable, easy-to-access dinner spot in Burbank. It’s also family-friendly, with a play area for nepo babies that includes a floor-length mirror and uncomfortable seating for their nannies that are also having affairs with their famous fathers. A note if you want to try the Meryl Meal: only patrons wearing at least a $50,000 dress fit for the red carpet will gain entry.
The Alec Baldwin Meal at The Restaurant from The Menu But The Chef and Staff Are Actually Nice in Malibu: Did you see The Menu and loved it? Want to have the same fine dining experience, but be treated with kindness? Then you need to try out “LeVec’s,” the restaurant the movie The Menu was based on! Baldwin is a proud regular, and has confirmed to sources many times that he’s treated like royalty there, but only because he’s Alec Baldwin and will sue the shit out of you if you cross him! You won’t have to worry about the ice cream machine not working here at LeVec’s, either: the Alec Baldwin meal is a tiramisu-ice cream fusion. The staff always keep it on stock to avoid the Baldwin family wrath!
The Emma Roberts Meal at the Atlantis Underwater Café in the Atlantic Ocean: Did you notice that the restaurant has the word “café” in it? That word alone should ring a bell for all you plebes to show how accessible and casual and not at all uppity it is! Emma Roberts’ go-to in this little hole-in-the-lost-city is several miles underwater, and has “fire” crabcakes, yum! Reminiscent of her Aquamarine days, rumor has it that Roberts befriended one of the marine biologists that worked on set, who hand-fished her the shrimp in her favorite shrimp scampi. Be sure to stop in sometime by hiring a private scuba diver to guide you, a grouchy pirate who is willing to find Atlantis for you, and Poseidon himself to allow you entry! No toy included.
The Robert De Niro Meal at McDonald’s CEO’s House Who Has a Live-In Chef in Chicago: Who knew that Robert De Niro was so tight with the McDonald’s CEO, huh? Turns out, the McDonald’s CEO’s live-in chef makes a mean orange roughy, and De Niro is a big fan! Want to try the De Niro Meal? Show up at the McDonald’s CEO’s home and immediately get tasered by his 10-man security and become meat for the next time the McRib comes around!
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