Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawPlease Visit Our Small Indiana Town For Your College Spring BreakDance the night away to John Mellencamp’s best hits at our only bar in town.5 min read·Mar 27, 2024--2--2
Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawSon, Don’t Use One Of My 217 Shoeboxes From My Sneaker Collection For Your Valentine’s BoxI can not “lend” you a “spare” shoebox so that you can put glitter glue on it to receive a 25 cent card from a girl who will stab you in…4 min read·Feb 8, 2024--3--3
Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawI Was In One Successful Film Franchise 15 Years Ago, So It’s Time I Launched An Overpriced Alcohol…I was extremely involved in every step of the process, or at least the last step where they took my picture while holding the bottle for…4 min read·Sep 24, 2023--3--3
Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawI Have A Type And It’s Overly Available AI Men Who Are Know-It-AllsI know the “you marry an AI that reminds me you of your father” saying, but I never knew it could happen to me.4 min read·May 30, 2023----
Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawIf The Celebrity McDonald’s Meals Were At Places Celebrities Actually Eat AtThe Jennifer Aniston Meal At Les Jardins du Mont-Mellie in Paris: it only costs 15,000 Euros!4 min read·Apr 13, 2023----
Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawIf Santa Were An InfluencerSo excited to announce I’m doing a GIVEAWAYYYY!2 min read·Dec 24, 2022--1--1
Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawSpirit Halloween Asks Greenview Plaza If It Can Crash At Their Abandoned Storefront For A BitI promise you won’t even notice I’m here, it will be like I’m a ghost.4 min read·Oct 13, 2022--1--1
Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawSubscribe To Our Morning Newsletter To Read The Saddest Things Possible From The Past 24 HoursThe Morning Bummer delivers tragic news right to your inbox every morning at 5 a.m.!4 min read·Sep 21, 2022--9--9
Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmaninSlackjawI’m Van Gogh’s Ear And I Just Feel A Little Cut Off By the GuyHear me out, please?4 min read·Aug 22, 2022--2--2
Emily Kapp & Daniel StillmanI’m Fireworks And I Don’t Like Being Around You When You Make OutIt seems like everyone forgot what the 4th of July is really all about.4 min read·Jul 4, 2022----